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FootClothes

Home on the Strange Crew Socks from FootClothes

$15.00

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Description

Do you want to believe? Well, you'd better decide quickly because aliens are here to cownap* our livestock. Maybe it's the Greys with a taste for beef jerky, or maybe the aliens themselves are little green cow dudes who want to take their Earthly cousin on a tour of the best pastures in the universe. Who knows? Either way, the startled-yet-understated cactus pose has never been more appropriate.

*Get it, cownap? Because it's a cow? We were just going to say kidnap but then we remembered a kid is a baby goat and there was going to be a farm animal joke here but the aliens took it okay