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Combat Iron Apparel

Men's Mesh Hoochie Daddy Shorts | 5" from Combat Iron Apparel

$44.99
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Description

MEN’S HOOCHIE DADDY MESH SHORTS

BUILT BY MEN WHO LIFT, FOR MEN WHO DON’T HIDE THEIR LEGS.

These ain’t your little brother’s gym shorts. These are Hoochie Daddies—cut short, made tough, and designed to let the thighs talk. If the name makes you squirm, go buy something with cargo pockets. But if you’ve got the quads to back it up, it’s time to let 'em breathe.

Engineered with double-lined mesh for comfort and airflow, these shorts ride that perfect line between athletic and downright dangerous. Perfect for training, lounging, or stealing stares at gas stations.

FEATURES THAT ACTUALLY MATTER:

  • Double-Lined Mesh – Soft as hell, breathable as sin. No stick, no see-through.

  • Split-Leg Side Cut – Squat deep. Step wide. Never bunches up on you.

  • Three Deep Pockets – Room for keys, wallet, and whatever else you’re packin’.

  • Front-Exit Drawstring – Keeps your fit locked in. No mid-set slip-ups.

  • Stretch Waistband – Snug where it should be, chill where it counts.

  • Built to Outlast Bullsh*t – Preshrunk and tough as hell. Wash, wear, repeat.

These shorts do more than just cover your ass—they turn heads, start conversations, and let everyone know leg day ain’t just a rumor.